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Post by Juan Hefe on Apr 12, 2005 6:12:44 GMT -5
Juan Hefe is sitting in his office, tapping his fingers on his desk. His head of security, Ted Tsavales, is standing patiently behind him, arms crossed and eyes hidden by gigantic 80s style sunglasses.
Suddenly, Hefe's patience runs out and he slams a fist on his deks. "Where is that confounded Johnny Knockout?"
Tsavales, calm as always, offers a brutally obvious reply. "He ain't here boss."
Hefe wheels in his leather chair and gets to his feet, staring up at the towering Tsavales. "I can see he isn't here you big dumb oaf! Where is he?"
Suddenly, the door to the office opens...
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Post by Juan Hefe on Apr 12, 2005 6:13:52 GMT -5
... and Johnny walks through in his casual attire.
Johnny: What do you want Juan? I was busy eating a tasty pie
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Post by Juan Hefe on Apr 12, 2005 6:39:03 GMT -5
Juan Hefe glances back at his gigantic Head of Security. "Ted, what do we usually do to people who are late for meetings with me?"
Ted Tsavales uncrosses his arms and shifts from foot to foot. "Uh, gee boss, I'm not too good with these pop quizzes."
Hefe goes off in a rage, "We book them in lopsided matches! How many times have I told you? Lop. Sided. Matches!"
Tsavales, brightening up now, crosses the distance quickly between himself and Johnny Knockout. Both men are about the same height, so Tsavales is momentarily taken aback when Knockout isn't intimidated by him.
"Listen Knockout, when people are late for meetings with Mr. Hefe, we book them in lopsided matches!" Tsavales is about to turn back towards Hefe's desk when he suddenly wheels around and looks Johnny Knockout intensely in the eyes. "What kind of pie was it? I'm awful hungry right now..."
Juan Hefe cannot contain his rage "Tsavalesssssssssssssss!!!"
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Post by snesmaster40 on Apr 13, 2005 10:55:18 GMT -5
Johnny: What the hell is a lopsided match? Pff... what ever it is Johnny ain't scared of it, 'cos I'll win, ain't that right Tsavales?
Tsavales: Yeah!
Juan: You idoit! Your on my side
Tsavales: Oh yeah...
Johnny: Oh and that pie was an apple pie there's still more...
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Post by Juan Hefe on Apr 13, 2005 11:07:39 GMT -5
Hefe is at the end of his patience with his right-hand man.
"Tsavales! Quit thinking about food you big dumb oaf!"
Focusing now on Johnny Knockout, Hefe calms himself a bit and says in a borderline whiny voice, "Listen Johnny, I like how you operate, but you have to show me some respect."
Switching smoothly back to his normal, sleazy tone of voice, Hefe continues, "It's too bad you lost that match last Friday, but I want to give you a shot at Vertigo on this Friday's show."
Without waiting for an answer, Hefe opens up a drawer in his desk and pulls out a wad of Canadian dollar bills.
"There's also a 100 bucks in it if you can rough him up a little, maybe cause an unfortunate accident. You in?"
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Post by snesmaster40 on Apr 13, 2005 16:03:06 GMT -5
*remembers the title match incident at SWF*
Johnny: Of course I'm in, when do I get the money?
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Post by Juan Hefe on Apr 14, 2005 6:33:32 GMT -5
Juan Hefe seems a little surprise at the speed with which Knockout accepted his offer.
"Well, uh, Johnny, as soon as the match is over and the referee raises your arm. Just come meet me in my office at Harbour Station after the show."
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Post by snesmaster40 on Apr 14, 2005 16:19:39 GMT -5
Johnny: Alright, you'd better have the money ready, oh and maybe an ambulance for Vertigo, ha, ha. Anyway you got anything else you need to tell me?
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Post by Juan Hefe on Apr 15, 2005 8:00:06 GMT -5
Juan Hefe tilts his head up towards the ceiling and places both hands under his chin in a prayer like position. He keeps this pose for a few seconds and then lowers his head to a level position again.
"Yes, good luck in your match tonight, and don't be surprised if you get some help."
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Post by snesmaster40 on Apr 15, 2005 14:31:27 GMT -5
-After the match-
Johnny knocks on the office of Juan Hefe and awaits his money.
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Post by Juan Hefe on Apr 15, 2005 17:49:25 GMT -5
Ted Tsavales opens the door and let's Johnny come in.
"Mister Knockout to see you sir."
Juan Hefe is still wearing his neck brace and the SWF Heavyweight title. He attempts to get up but the pain forces him back in his wheel chair.
"Johnny! Glad to see you could help us out tonight. As discussed, here's your 50$."
Juan Hefe hands 2 crisp 20$ bills and 1 fairly tattered 10$ bill to Knockout, who's looking confused at the reduced amount they'd agreed upon. Hefe, prepared as always, tells Johnny exactly what's what.
"You see Johnny, you required Ted's help here to make Vertigo count the lights, therefore, I split the bounty money in half. 50 for you, 50 for Tsavales. You got any problems with that?"
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Post by snesmaster40 on Apr 16, 2005 3:37:55 GMT -5
Johnny looks at the money, and says:
"Hey I didn't need Teds help, I could have beaten him fairly. You know what, you can shove this tattered 10$ up you ass! However I'll keep the 20$ bills just in case"
And with that Johnny leaves the office and slams the door. Only to re-enter and steal Juan Hefe's name tag on his desk.
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Post by Juan Hefe on Apr 17, 2005 12:31:30 GMT -5
Juan Hefe looks in bewilderment at his now naked desk.
"That's ok Johnny, you keep that until you don't need it any more."
Under his breath, he mumbles, "Crazy wrestlers...."
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