Scopes
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Favourite side of boat: Port
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Post by Scopes on May 12, 2005 9:23:01 GMT -5
Masterson is sitting backstage pigging out on a bag of chips when his cell phone rings. He's reluctant to answer, as he hasn't paid his bills in months. He decides that the Gilligan's Island ringtone is too annoying to endure any further, and he answers.
"Hello? Hey! How are you feelin', Man? Cool. *pause* Damn, you must be huge by now. *pause* I see. *pause* What? The 20th!? *pause* That's awesome. She sounds cute. I'll see you then."
Masterson folds his cell phone and ends the call. He gets up and beats it out of the room. About 5 seconds later Masterson returns.
He grabs the bag of chips that he had left in the locker room, and once again rushes from the room.
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Post by Juan Hefe on May 12, 2005 10:15:53 GMT -5
Only to run in to "Filthy" Rich Burton.
"Who's cute? Is she available? I've got me a hankerin' for some lovin'.'"
Burton pulls out his sizable wallet and pulls out his business card.
"Here give her this when you see her, I'm availabe 24/7."
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Scopes
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Post by Scopes on May 12, 2005 13:12:04 GMT -5
Masterson scoffs at Burton.
"No way, Man. If she's hot, she's mine. As if she'd want a fat tub of guts like you when I'm right here anyway. Why have hamburger when you can have steak, and by the look of it, you've had both."
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Post by Juan Hefe on May 12, 2005 17:08:30 GMT -5
Burton looks at the scrawny man-boy in front of him and chuckles.
"Boy, the day a lady goes for you over me is the day that the big man up above decides to pull the plug. I like your spunk though kid, how's about I take you out for a hamburger, you look like you're hungry as hell."
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