Post by Onslaught Six on Apr 15, 2006 2:06:34 GMT -5
Chris Revolution is sitting at a table with a mic and a crowd of people sitting in some steel folding chairs in a Q&A session.
"...And I plan on kicking the ass of whoever wins this tournament, and keeping my NMHC. Next Question."
A flurry of hands shoot up. Revvie selects one at random.
"What are your opinions on some of the new CPW talent, if you've had a chance to see any of them?"
Revvie sits back in his chair and sighs. "I don't like to talk about the talent in training, because they can always improve from where they are now--In fact, I'd really hope that they do, because that's what the training is for. But I'll give some details..."
"To start with, there's some people out there who have decided to take on 'my' role. There's one sucker calling himself 'The Future' and another who's using a Cutter. And while I didn't invent the Cutter, I feel like I'm the only one around here who really has a right to use it--Because I at least was trained by DDP. But hell, maybe this guy will surprise me...We'll see after he gets up here to MWA."
"As for this Future character...Please. He doesn't have half my awesomeness. Guy doesn't have long hair. Guy doesn't have an awesome anthem by Queensryche. Guy doesn't have my rugged good looks. Nothin'. He may be the Future, but I'm the Revolution that will lead to that Future."
"Some of these other people need to get more creative with their work, and do stuff that...You know, makes sense. I've seen one guy who calls himself The Hangover Kid. I don't think he should use that name unless he's mimicking Booker T's rolling leg drop off the top rope, damnit."
"Then there's guys like Adrian Leonidas and...Zander Chase. These kind of guys, I see great potential in them. They're on the fast track to MWA, I can feel it. And I personally cannot wait for them. The NMHC title scene needs some new blood. I'm tired of the same old opponents. Everybody who could be up against me, I've *already* kicked their ass on my way up to the top. There needs to be somebody new in town..."
Revvie trails off as he looks towards the doorway to his little stand thing. Raven stands there. He pushes a guy in the back row out of his seat (As it turns out, it's Sound Guy, go figure) and folds up the chair and moves in further. He walks over to Revvie, chair in hand, and steps behind the stand. Revvie gets up, and the two stare at each other for a moment as the small crowd begins to make a ruckus about it. Raven pulls back the chair....
....And unfolds it, and places it on the ground next to Revvie's. He then sits down. Revvie resumes his old position.
"...What? I just felt like seeing the NMHC champion, after all. You're the talk of the town these days, Chris....Enjoy your NMHC reign while it lasts."
Revvie turns to him and looks at him for a Bit. And then turns back to the fans, who have settled back down.
"...Next Question."
"...And I plan on kicking the ass of whoever wins this tournament, and keeping my NMHC. Next Question."
A flurry of hands shoot up. Revvie selects one at random.
"What are your opinions on some of the new CPW talent, if you've had a chance to see any of them?"
Revvie sits back in his chair and sighs. "I don't like to talk about the talent in training, because they can always improve from where they are now--In fact, I'd really hope that they do, because that's what the training is for. But I'll give some details..."
"To start with, there's some people out there who have decided to take on 'my' role. There's one sucker calling himself 'The Future' and another who's using a Cutter. And while I didn't invent the Cutter, I feel like I'm the only one around here who really has a right to use it--Because I at least was trained by DDP. But hell, maybe this guy will surprise me...We'll see after he gets up here to MWA."
"As for this Future character...Please. He doesn't have half my awesomeness. Guy doesn't have long hair. Guy doesn't have an awesome anthem by Queensryche. Guy doesn't have my rugged good looks. Nothin'. He may be the Future, but I'm the Revolution that will lead to that Future."
"Some of these other people need to get more creative with their work, and do stuff that...You know, makes sense. I've seen one guy who calls himself The Hangover Kid. I don't think he should use that name unless he's mimicking Booker T's rolling leg drop off the top rope, damnit."
"Then there's guys like Adrian Leonidas and...Zander Chase. These kind of guys, I see great potential in them. They're on the fast track to MWA, I can feel it. And I personally cannot wait for them. The NMHC title scene needs some new blood. I'm tired of the same old opponents. Everybody who could be up against me, I've *already* kicked their ass on my way up to the top. There needs to be somebody new in town..."
Revvie trails off as he looks towards the doorway to his little stand thing. Raven stands there. He pushes a guy in the back row out of his seat (As it turns out, it's Sound Guy, go figure) and folds up the chair and moves in further. He walks over to Revvie, chair in hand, and steps behind the stand. Revvie gets up, and the two stare at each other for a moment as the small crowd begins to make a ruckus about it. Raven pulls back the chair....
....And unfolds it, and places it on the ground next to Revvie's. He then sits down. Revvie resumes his old position.
"...What? I just felt like seeing the NMHC champion, after all. You're the talk of the town these days, Chris....Enjoy your NMHC reign while it lasts."
Revvie turns to him and looks at him for a Bit. And then turns back to the fans, who have settled back down.
"...Next Question."
