Delerium (October 18th, 2005)

[Vertigo]

[glow=blue,2,300]Tuesday Night Delerium[/glow]
October 18th, 2005

This week's show will come to you live from the Cape Cod Melody Tent in Hyannis, Massachusetts. This show replaces the one that was cancelled a few weeks ago and tickets to that show will be honored this week.

Matches for this week

The new #1 contender for the NMHC Juniorweight Championship, "The Bruiserweight" Jericho Black will have to pull out all the stops to come out on top this week. After last week's Delerium, Vertigo has booked him in a Handicap Match against the current NMHC Juniorweight Champion, "Ganja Man" Matt Pierce & "The Dark Angel" James Dark who was a late substitution after Vertigo banned "The Regulator" Seth Lawless from the arena.

The MWA United States Title will be on the line as Vertigo will defend against the winner of a Fatal Four-Way that pits Harry Fate, Raven, "Flame Enforcer" Ryan Kilst, and EFF Dash head-to-head in an elimination match.

The juniorweights will be in action when Fromunda, Mistress Jessica, & Janna Dark compete in a three way dance.

After the events of [glow=red,2,300]Afterburn[/glow] two more matches have been announced.

The NMHC World Heavyweight Champion, Johnny Knockout will face The Fear Factory, El Hijo Del Perra & (newly bald) "Dastardly" Damien Demento

The MWA's flag-bearer "The Liftor" John Curry will compete in one-on-one action against MWA's Head of Security, Ted Tsavales.

[Juan Hefe]

"Filthy" Rich Burton is scouring the backstage area, looking for a better interview than The LIFTOR gave him last Friday. Finally, he happens along the newly bald "Dastardly" Damien Demento who is whistling a happy tune. Perplexed, Burton approaches him and immediately jumps into backstage interviewer mode.

"Damien, the audience wants to know, why are you so happy? I mean, you got humiliated by Johnny Knockout at Afterburn: you lost your hair AND you very nearly lost your eyesight as well due to EHDP's mist."

Demento keeps on whistling and stares intently in Rich Burton's eyes. Taken aback, Burton tries to walk away but Demento suddenly grabs his hand and pulls the microphone to his mouth.

"I'm whistling a happy tune because tonight, I'm asking my old friend EHDP to take the Knockout Challenge. I want Knockout to feel the burning I felt in my eyes. I want Knockout to be blinded by EHDP's mist. Permanently."

Burton's face contorts into a quizical expression.

"So, you're booking a match between EHDP and Johnny Knockout? Does EHDP know about this?"

Demento turns in the other direction and starts walking towards Vertigo's office. Without turning around, he answers Burton's question:

"It doesn't matter what EHDP wants. It's all about what Damien Demento wants from now on for him."

[Vertigo]

[glow=green,2,300]* BOOM *[/glow]

"Last" by Nine Inch Nails comes on and Vertigo walks to ring quickly, in street clothes, mic in hand.

He rolls into the ring and gives the 'cut' sign to the back to turn off the music.

"I know you people have already been screwed out of a show so I'll make this quick and we can get to some action.

"First and foremost, I do not want anything messed up to happen here tonight, so I am officially banning any former UCW superstar from even entering the arena on Delerium tonight. And that includes, "The Regulator" Seth Lawless."

The crowd cheers but a few boos can be heard as well as a very brief "UCW" chant that is quickly drowned out by the MWA fans.

"So there will be a number a large changes to tonight's card. First of all, the handicap match I had previously booked will now be "The Bruiserweight" Jericho Black taking on the NMHC Juniorweight Champion my friend and tag-team partner, "Ganja Man" Matt Pierce and his partner, my CURRENT tag-team partner, 1/2 of the NMHC World Tag-Team Champions, "The Dark Angel" James Dark!

"The man who has taken the reigns at the helm of the MWA's defense, "The Liftor" John Curry will be in action tonight taking on Ted Tsavales

"I will also be defending the MWA United States Championship. My opponent will be determined by a #1 Contender Fatal Four-Way Elimination match, that will start next. The match will be, Harry Fate vs Raven vs Ryan Kilst vs EFF Dash. You'll notice the juniorweights are involved since the MWA United States Title has no weight limits.

"Our juniorweights will be action tonight, with Fromunda vs Mistress Jessica vs Janna Dark

"And finnally, tonight The NMHC World Heavyweight Champion, Johnny Knockout will take on The Fear Factory, El Hijo Del Perra & "Dastardly" Damien Demento

With that Vertigo tosses the mic and leaves the ring as the four-way is about to begin.

[Vertigo]

Backstage Ganja Man is walking around with the NMHC Juniorweight Championship Title over his shoulder.

Just then Jericho Black walks up to him.

"Hey Pierce, you better enjoy that belt while you can. Cause I'm gonna take it from you. And I hope you have a nice big stash built up, cause you're gonna need it to medicate all the injuries I cause you when we get in the ring. And I don't know if I would count on "The Dark Angel" as your partner tonight. He isn't exactly a team player."

As Jericho turns to walk away he stops and tosses a business card at Pierce.

"Here's the number of a great mask-maker. You might want to invest sooner rather than later. Ha!"

Jericho turns to walk away...

[snesmaster40]

-Johnny Knockout-

The camera can see Johnny backstage getting ready for the handicap match, it looks like he's speaking to someone, but the camera can't quite make it out and just before the camera can get around the corner, Johnny and the person who he was speaking to leave the scene.

[Juan Hefe]

Slayer's Reign in Blood blasts out of the speakers announcing the arrival of the newly bald Damien Demento. Accompanying him to ringside is EHDP, who is following Demento like a scalded dog. Debris is thrown in their direction for their entire walk down the rampway.

As they get to ringside, EHDP gets on all fours and Demento steps on his back to get into the ring. Surveying the crow who are now booing him with abandon, Demento manages a smile and gestures for a microphone.

"You fans are the precise reason I love hurting people."

Chuckling at his own wittiness, Demento leans up against a turnbuckle and continues his promo.

"Vertigo, it seems is hard of hearing. You see, tonight's match is NOT a handicapped match, it's a one on one match featuring EHDP versus Johnny Knockout."

Demento glances at EHDP who hasn't even bothered getting up to his feet.

"That boy clearly needs a few more beatings before he makes any sense. Knockout, if you're listening to me back there, could you try to at least hurt EHDP a little before he puts you away?"

EHDP stirs at this comment and rises to his feet. Still in the ring, Demento spits at the crowd and slides out of the ring. The fearsome duo then begin their long walk to the backstage area under another hail of debris.

[Ganja Man]

As Jericho Black goes to turn away, Ganja Man reaches out and grabs hold of his(Black's) shoulder. He turns back to Pierce, shrugging his hand off as he turns.

Ganja Man: "James Dark sure as hell isn't a team player...thanks for pointing that out, Captain Obvious. You must think you're real funny too, but the fact of the matter is this: You may be the #1 Contender but all that means is you'll be my next victim. Ryan Kilst thought he could take my belt away...look at what happened to him...and about this little business card Ganja Man throws it back towards Black you're gonna need this more than me because once the "dust has settled", you're gonna find yourself in need a new mask....why, you ask? Because tonight, I'm gonna be sure and get a suvenier so I can remember beating your punk-ass - 1, 2, 3! Don't be upset though, a lot of greats have lost there masks...Rey Mysterio, Psychosis....too bad you haven't done anything memorable WITH the mask, everyone's gonna forget about you once I beat you...well, rip off your mask, rather...."

Ganja Man then walks off, not thinking twice about it.

[Vertigo]

Vertigo and The Maritime Wrestling Alliance present,
[glow=blue,2,300]Tuesday Night Delerium[/glow]
October 18th, 2005

Tonight's show eminates LIVE from The Cape Cod Melody Tent in Hyannis, Massachusetts.

Fromunda vs Mistress Jessica vs Janna Dark
The show kicks off with a juniorweight 3-way. Fromunda made quite an impact in this contest controlling the pace throughout. The end finnally came when Fromunda hit his version of the Olympic Slam on Jessica and got the victory.

Your winner via pinfall @ 18:45 is Fromunda!

"The Liftor" John Curry vs "Head of Security" Ted Tsavales
The Liftor showed everyone why he has taken up the cause of defending the MWA. Curry completely dominated Ted and humiliated him with a "Tazplex" for the win.

Your winner via pinfall @ 1:45 is "The Liftor" John Curry!

Harry Fate vs Raven vs "Flame Enforcer" Ryan Kilst vs EFF Dash
(#1 Contender for the MWA United States Title)
4:55 - EFF Dash hit the DSM V on Kilst to eliminate him.
5:25 - Raven eliminated Dash via the Evenflow DDT.
From there Raven & Harry both unleashed their full arsenal of moves in an attempt to get a shot at the US Title. Harry Fate sealed the deal with his Jacknife Powerbomb to secure his title shot.

Your winner via pinfall at 12:16 is Harry Fate!

Johnny Knockout vs El Hijo Del Perra
In what was originally scheduled to be a handicap match that would have included "Dastardly" Damien Demento, the champ showed that maybe they should have left it that way. Johnny Knockout hit the Knockout Lariat fairly quickly to get the pin.

Your winner via pinfall @ 1:58 is Johnny Knockout!

Jericho Black vs "Ganja Man" Matt Pierce & "Dark Angel" James Dark
Dark & Pierce teamed together surprisingly well hitting a spike piledriver and double powerbomb on Black. About two minutes in The NMHC Juniorweight Champion locked in the G-Lock only to have Jericho reach the ropes. The end came suddenly and unexpectedly when Jericho hit the Black List Blast on James. Ganja went to grab The Bruiserweight to keep him from the pin only to recieve the Fall From Grace for his efforts. Jericho got the pinfall over the NMHC Juniorweight Champion.

Your winner via pinfall @ 4:35 is Jericho Black!

Vertigo (c) vs Harry Fate
(MWA United States Championship)
Harry showed some signs of fatigue early on in the contest as Vertigo locked in a number of submission holds to try and wear his opponent down further. Harry demonstrated heart that we haven't seen from him in his entire MWA tenure thus far, kicking out of The Balefire Bomb and The Broken Dream. Moments later he slammed Vertigo to the mat with his Jacknife Powerbomb to take the title.

Your winner via pinfall @ 7:45 and NEW MWA United States Champion is, HARRY FATE!

[Ganja Man]

*After losing to Jericho Black in the Handicap Match*

Ganja Man: "...I spoke too soon...but next week, things won't be the same. You may have come out on top but that's because I was stuck with James Dark. Next week, it'll be a one-on-one match and just like "The Flame Enforcer", you will be defeated....if not defeated, then humiliated. You won the battle Jericho, but the war has only JUST begun!"

[MetaSylo]

Fromunda

After his victory he grabs his ROKR phone and proceeds to dance in the middle of the ring. At one point he invites the ladies back in the ring to boogie. Brooke and Janna exchange glaces and utter, "nawwww" and walk on back.

EFF Dash

"Ugh...again...another loss. This just isnt my month!" says Dash after being eliminated by Raven.

Back in his lockeroom, he calls Hennissey (aka one of the skanks). "Hey...ya, again. I know! I just...yeah. Really? Where is that at? Iight, I'll meet you there. Later." and he hangs up the phone. He thinks to himself,"Ya know, maybe I party too much...I was much more focused when I was tagging with 'munda. Hmm..."

[Vertigo]

-Jericho Black post-match-

Jericho gets to his feet after pinning James and raises his arms arms in victory.

"Ganja, you had better get your ass out of the ring and go get ready for our match next week, because I am going to end you."

At this point Pierce is getting to his feet.

"This is what you have to look forward to BITCH!"

Jericho Black grabs Pierce and slams him to the mat with the Black List Blast. He looks down at Ganja's body for a second before leaving the ring and heading for the locker room.

[snesmaster40]

-Harry Fate-

*after the four-way elimination match, backstage*

"Yes!"

Rich: "Great work Harry!"

Ted (holding a bag of ice to his head): "Ooww... yeah great work"

Harry: "Yep, that belt is coming home!"

*after the MWA US Championship match*

The bell starts ringing and the referee gets the belt and hands it to Harry. The rest of Team MWA come out and walk into the ring, Ted starts pushing Vertigo out of the ring. Harry then gets a mic and says:

"As you can see through hard work, this belt has returned to me!"

Crowd: "Boo!"

Harry: "Vertigo, I stole your belt again and Raven I kicked your ass again! Oh heck I beat Ryan Kilst! And EFF Dash"

Ted: "So, that's two new opponents and two old opponents..."

Rich: "Hey Vertigo, I'm pretty sure these guys want their tag team belts back, so you better start polishing them for us"

Ted: "Come on guys, let's go and party now!"

Harry: "YEAH!"