Delerium (January 17th, 2006)

[Vertigo]

[glow=purple,2,300](January 17th, 2006)[/glow]

This week's show comes to you LIVE from Mile One Stadium in St-John's, Newfoundland. Vertigo has promised an announcement that will shake the MWA to it's core.

Matches This Week[/size][/b]

• MWA Television Championship: Raven (c) vs "The Liftor" John Curry
  
• #1 contender, NMHC Juniorweight Championship, Battle Royal: "Beautiful" Brooke Sage, "Flame Enforcer" Ryan Kilst, Jericho Black, "Ganja Man" Matt Pierce, Fromunda, and Andrew Moore
  
• Triple Threat "You're Fired" Match: El Hijo Del Perra vs "Dastardly" Damien Demento vs Tank
  
• non-title match: "Risen Dragon" Luke Devlin vs Vertigo's Mystery Opponent
  

More matches will be added as they are announced.

[Vertigo]

The lights dim in the arena and a huge goute of green flame shoots out of the stage. "Last" by Nine Inch Nails comes on as the arena is bathed in green light. Vertigo walks out in his street clothes with the NMHC Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder. Brooke is walking just behind him as they make their way out to the ring.

They climb into the ring and Brooke grabs a mic that she hands to Vertigo. He has a huge smile on his face and gives Brooke a quick kiss and give the cut sign for the music.

"First of all welcome to Delerium. I hope all you fans are having a good time so far tonight."

The crowd pops moderately, showing that they aren't having a bad time.

"Well I promised an announcement that would shake the MWA to it's foundation and I plan on delivering. You see, Juan Hefe has been gone for some time now. Well it seems that there are certain people, certain business associates of Mr. Hefe's that are not happy with his absence.

"So I was contacted about a month ago by Violent Panda Marketing Group (the company that put up the money for Hefe to start up this promotion) about a certain opportunity.

"Well let me take you on a walk down memory lane. when the SWF folded, I bought up the pieces. Juan Hefe made me an offer I couldn't refuse to come and work here, so I never bothered to start it back up.

"Well papers have now passed and you are all looking at the official owner of the MWA. And as opposed to how I dealt with the SWF, the MWA will not die.

"Now that that's out of the way, there's a couple of other matters that I need to address. I have recently signed a few new talents here. A couple new wrestlers, an interviewer, and a couple of blockbuster competitors that will help elevate this promotion from the regional promotion that it is to a national one in time.

"But in order for that to happen I need to clear away some of the barnicals from the bottom of this ship. So tonight in addition to the two matches that I've already announced, it will be the first ever, triple threat, "You're Fired" Match! It will be El Hijo Del Perra vs Tank vs "Dastardly" Damien Demento. Whoever wins, get to stay. But to the other two of you. I hope you like working bloodbaths in Japan because consider yourselves blackballed in the US afterwards.

"And finnally, tonight you will all see the debut of my first major acquisition. Just to be clear, this is not a one night only appearance. This person is here for the long haul. Thank you all for supporting the MWA and I hope you continue to do so for a long time to come."

Vertigo tosses the mic to the timekeeper who catches it with more ease than anyone would expect. Vertigo's music hits and him and Brooke leave the ring and head to the back.

[MetaSylo]

Camera crews are in a mad dash in the backstage area. They come to the lockeroom of the NEW Juiorweight Champion, Luke Devlin. They open the door and see Devlin knocked out on the floor and Mike Rphon standing over him with a glass of water. Mike drops the water onto Devlin's face to wake him up. Mike addresses the camera...

M: This is the MWA's OFFICIAL backstage interviewer, Mike Rphon, standing here with Luke Devlin, who appears to have been attacked. Mr. Devlin, I came here to ask about your thoughts on the Jr.weight battle royal later tonight, but you were on the floor when I came in. Can you tell us what happened?

D: Ugh...I...was in the bathroom...then I heard my door open, and the next thing I know, you're standing over me trying to drown me with a cup of water!

Devlin shoves Mike and staggers to his feet. Mike asks, "Devlin, any idea who did this to you?" Devlin gives Mike an angry, almost accusatory stare, then notices his trademark ladder is missing. He says, "Hey, where the fu..." but stops short when he sees a blue bag on the floor. He picks it up, looks inside and says, "Hey...Ive seen this before...this looks like fat...sonofa...this belongs to Fromunda!" He throws Mike out of the way and then rushes out of his lockeroom to find Fromunda.



Fromunda, meanwhile, is in his room still crying over his lost blue bag. Luke throws open the door and yells at Fromunda, "You retarded piece of garbage. I rescue you from Brooke and this is how you repay me? By trying to take me out backstage?" Fromunda looks even more puzzled than usual, but notices Luke has his blue bag. He angirly yells at Devlin, "My BAG!!" Devlin looks at the bag and says, "So you admit it. Well, I hope you win that battle royal, so I can kick your ass!" and swings the bag at Fromunda's head, knocking him over. Devlin then leaves and runs into Mike again, who tries to ask Devlin why Fromunda attacked him, but is snuffed in the face by him. Mike turns to the camera and says, "Well, you got the scoop here folks. This is Mike Rphon, signing off!" The camera fades.

[Devlin]

((OOC: Hey, interesting promos, nice to see that Devlin is being involved in some way. However, don't forget that Devlin IS English. He doesn't use terms like "garbage", and he usually doesn't swear. He's supposed to be a calm individual, who knows how to talk someone down without cussing them. Also, Don't push this too much the wrong way, as Devlin is also supposed to be face currently. I appreciate what your doing, it's really great that you are using him, but remember to keep him in character. Go look over my recent promos for a better idea. Just thought I'd clear that up.))

[Onslaught Six]

Cut to backstage. There's a banging sound from down the hall.

Camera turns a corner and there's LIFTOR, wearing a Currination t-shirt and his dark green short sleeve jacket, banging on Vertigo's office door.

"F*ck it."

LIFTOR backs up and side kicks the door off its hinges.

"The hell's up with you?"

Vertigo spins around in his badass new swively chair and looks at Curry. He opens his mouth to speak, but LIFTOR leans forward on the desk and glares at him.

"You son of a bitch."

Vertigo opens his mouth again, but then shuts it, as he realize that'll just piss off Curry more.

"When Hefe sent us on the Japan trip, he trusted 'me' with the booking and the wrestlers, and the arrangements. Not you."

"He gave you the book for this tenure because it was Your turn. And now you're going and taking it to another level...That you 'own' the promotion."

Curry steps back a bit, but keeps his eyes fixed on Vertigo.

"And I think that's a little bit of bullshit there, V. I think that one guy owning the promotion is a little....too much. And I'm sorry, but after what happened with Jess, I don't trust no women with *anything,* so don't try to pull some shit and say your wife is helping you out with this."

He then peers over the desk. "By the way. Hi." A positive *thunk* is heard from under the desk.

He continues. "So yeah. I want in. Fifty fifty, V. Or I'm Out. And you don't want the highest paid Indy worker in the North American continent running rampant in ROH and PWG when you're sitting here piddling with your shitty-ass newbies like Andrew Moore and Chris Revolution and The Cureman."

He extends his hand over the desk.

[Vertigo]

Vertigo looks at Curry for a second and then a smile crosses his face.

"So you want some control? Well, I'll tell you what. This Friday's Afterburn has one match scheduled already with me defending against Chris Revolution.

"Book the rest of the show and I'll give you an answer next week. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm a little busy as you could have already guessed."

[Devlin]

"So Cold" by Breaking Benjamin hits, and The NMHC Juniorweight Champion, the Risen Dragon, Luke Devlin, comes out to onto the ramp after a couple of moments, following the lights going out and being replaced by flickering blue ones. Through the darkness, Devlin is seen on the stage, with a microphone in his hand. He looks around at the crowd, and then throws the towel that was covering his head into the crowd, who pop loudly when the Juniorweight champion showed his face. He makes his way down to the ring, leans on the top rope as usual, and then raises the mic slowly to his mouth, as he secures the Juniorweight title on his left shoulder.

"The winds of change..." he says slowly. "They blow strong here tonight. We have all found out that Juan Hefe is no longer owner of the Maritime Wrestling Alliance. Instead, the kitty has been handed over to... Vertigo." The crowd give a mixed reaction. "Y'see, that's the problem with the winds of change... they can be so cold too. They don't always come peacefully. There may be some sort of altercation along the way... kind of like how The LIFTOR himself just gave Vertigo quite the fright." The crowd cheers loudly.

"Vertigo is already making enemies for himself. This isn't good. Not for him anyway. I'm finding it all quite amusing... but is Vertigo running things smoothly around here? Will he let the in-mates run the asylum? I mean, having "his" talent smash his office door in? And he does have some funny methods; Pardon me for saying so, but what exactly was Brooke doing under your desk there, V? Cancelling your one 'o' clock?
"I just want to remind you Vertigo, that I will always be there to laugh at you. These next few weeks will be quite enjoyable for me. So, chop chop V, get your act together.
One more thing... Fromunda. It's a shame you let Brooke get to you so. I mean, she's nothing that special. She's kind of like the village bicycle. Everyone gets to pedal her.
"If you bear grudge against me, then okay. I can deal with that. But, I just want to let you know... I want my ladder back." He drops the mic to the mat as his music hits again, and the show cuts to the commercials as the crowd cheers loudly once again.

[Vertigo]

Vertigo appears on the screen before Devlin can leave. Luke's music stops.

"Devlin, you need to learn to shut up. I'm going to reward your idiocy by having you face off against the newest MWA talent tonight. But I won't ruin the surprise, just wait right there and your opponent can come down to face you after the commercial break."

[Vertigo]

[glow=purple,2,300]January 17th, 2006[/glow]

This week's show comes to you from Mile One Stadium in St-John's Newfoundland. There are 5,678 in attendance.




As the show comes back from a commercial, Luke Devlin is still standing in the ring awaiting his mystery opponent as assigned by Vertigo. The lights go out leaving the entire arena bathed in darkness. Flashbulbs go off accross the arena as the crowd buzzes with anticipation hoping that the mystery opponent won't be a let down.












"Live For the Moment" by Monster Magnet blares through the speakers and the crowd erupts.

"Risen Dragon" Luke Devlin vs Matt Hardy

Matt Hardy makes his debut as a stunned yet excited crowd is on their feet. Devlin is obviously surprised to see Hardy in the MWA but the NMHC Juniorweight Champion was obviously familiar with Hardy's style.

Matt hit first with a picture perfect vertical suplex. Devlin then hit a neck breaker to try and swing momentum towards him. Matt hit a big kick accross Devlin's back but the champ came right back and dropped Matt over his knee with a backbreaker.

Matt played to the crowd, mounting Devlin in the turnbuckle for a a series of punches that the crowd counted along with. Devlin bounced off the ropes for momentum but was caught in a powerslam. Matt hit a side russian legsweep and screamed for Luke to get up.

Devlin did stagger to his feet and was immediately tossed into the corner and placed on the top rope. Matt climbed up and hit the Twist of Fate from the top rope for the victory in his debut match.

Here is your winner via pinfall @ 7:33
Matt Hardy!

Triple Threat "You're Fired" Match

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El Hijo Del Perra vs "Dastardy" Damien Demento vs Tank[/b][/center]

Vertigo made this match to see who he could get rid of to make room for new talent. All three men knew that their jobs were on the line and were willing to put their bodies on the line as a result.

All three beat the hell out out of each other for the first ten minutes of the match. EHDP hit a spin kick to the back of his former tag-team partner. Later, Demento hit a super brainbuster on EHDP. Tank & EHDP teamed up and hit a doubleteam powerbomb on the floor. EHDP locked in El Pulpo on Tank but Demento broke it up.

Demento hit another super brainbuster, this time on Tank. EHDP hit a fallout reverse DDT on Damien as he was distracted by Tank. EHDP hit the green misty frankensteiner on Tank from the top-rope but Demento broke up the pin. Outside the ring Tank locked in a camel clutch on EHDP while Demento talked trash.

Back in the ring and approaching the twenty minute mark, EHDP hit a quick hurricanrana on Tank before he himself go caught in a big backbreaker that sent him rolling out of the ring onto the floor.

Alone with Tank in the ring, Demento reared back and smashed Tank with a huge punch with his bionic hand. Tank's head wobbled as he hit the mat like a ton of bricks, his face covered in his own blood and EHDP's mist. Demento glanced outside the ring and saw EHDP was still down so he covered Tank and saved his job with the three-count.

Here is your winner via pinfall @ 20:01
"Dastardly" Damien Demento!

Post-Match

Vertigo comes out onto the stage with a mic in his hand.

"Demento, congratulations. You still have a job. Tank, El Hijo Del Perra, it is my duty to inform the both of you that your services are no longer required. You are both FIRED!"

#1 Contender
NMHC Juniorweight Championship
Battle Royal

The order of entry was determined randomly backstage prior to the start of the match. The first four in the ring were Andrew Moore, Fromunda, "Ganja Man" Matt Pierce and Jericho Black. You can be eliminated by pinfall, submission, KO, or being thrown from the ring.

In the beginning Black hit a backbreaker on Fromunda only to recieve a side suplex from Pierce. The two then worked together delivering a spike piledriver on Moore. 'munda then helped out giving Moore an extra push while Pierce powerbombed him.

But next it was Jericho who knocked Fromunda through the ropes and then to the floor with a dropkick.

"Beautiful" Brooke Sage was next into the ring. She went straight for Jericho locking in a surfboard. Pierce pulled off his triple powerbomb pin on Andrew but only got a two-count. Ganja Man presssed his advantage hitting a tombstone piledriver on him. Brooke then nailed Jericho in the face with a spinning jump kick.

Ganja would not be denied in his attempts to eliminate Moore and knocked him quickly through the ropes and out to the floor.

"The Flame Enforcer" Ryan Kilst made his way out next and mixed it up with Brooke. Ganja by now had Jericho planted on the top-rope and nailed the super pot-plex to get the pin, eliminating the bruiserweight.

Matt Hardy came to the ring fresh off his debut victory against Devlin and looking to make the rematch for the belt. Pierce had Kilst on the apron as Brooke grabbed Hardy upon his entry into the ring. Ganja knocked him to the floor for the elimination.

It's Chris Jericho! Y2J ran down to the ring as the roof virtually exploaded off the Cumberland County Civic Center. The combatants in the ring weren't quite as starstruck. Hardy had Brooke in the corner and was reigning rights down on her while Ganja and Jericho simply watched. Y2J grabbed Pierce and hit a big powerbomb on the Ganja Man. Hardy hit a spin kick on Brooke shortly after. Brooke went for an arm bar but got flipped by Hardy as Pierce hit a back drop suplex on Jericho.

Ganja managed to catch Jericho in a misstep and knocked him through the ropes. Pierce knocked him to the floor making Y2J's debut a brief one.

Down to three the two Matts teamed up on Brooke hitting the Snapshot (or at least it looked like it). Brooke went after her Green Team partner with a surfboard. Hardy lent a hand and the two hit a double facebuster before Hardy hit a series of shoulder blocks on Brooke in the corner.

Pierce pulled him off of Brooke and basically tossed him straight out of the ring and into Jericho. This was now The Ganja Man's FIFTH elimination.

Brooke wasted no time in attacking her buddy once it was one on one. She started with a hurricanrana and then a running DDT.

Now that Pierce was weakened Brooke set him on the top and hit the super armdrag cross armbreaker. Pierce had no choice and tapped out making Brooke the new #1 contender to the NMHC Juniorweight Championship.

Here is your winner via submission @ 12:58
"Beautiful" Brooke Sage!

MWA Television Championship

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"The Liftor" John Curry vs Raven (c)[/b][/center]

Raven won the first encounter between these two but this time the title is on the line. Both men utilized their most painful moves since they really don't like each other. Curry hit a backbreaker before Raven went for a shot to the pills. Liftor showed his rage spearing Raven and mounting him for a series of punches. Back on their feet, Curry folded up Raven with a big clothesline. (Or Raven is just demonstrating some mad skills)

The Liftor didn't let up and nailed a DVD before hitting Raven with a DDT of his own.

Curry finished his assault with a super tazplex that Raven couldn't get up from, allowing Curry to get the pinfall and the title.

Here is your winner via pinfall @ 3:24
and NEW
MWA Television Champion
"The Liftor" John Curry!

(((OOC NOTE: Textures on Matt Hardy & Chris Jericho are from o6's site, I believe Y2J was credited to someone else but I don't have it in front of me at the moment.)))[/i]

[Onslaught Six]

(The face on Jericho is credited to Damplo, while the design on the tights is credited to Close.)

[Vertigo]

Brooke grabs a mic after her match is over and makes an announcement.

"In case anyone is wondering, You can now call that move that I just used to win, 'The Ride of Your Life'. And Devlin, I'm coming for that title."[/color]

She hands the mic back to the timekeeper in a manner that surprises him as usually it's either tossed in the crowd, dropped somewhere, or hurled at his face.

She then helps Ganja Man up and the two head backstage.

[Undamaged Threat]

-After the "You're Fired" Match-

Tank just sits in the corner and thinking that he's fired, then he gets a angry face and gets up and shouts at Vertigo, then without warning Tank hits a big boot on El Hijo Del Perra, he looks down at El Hijo Del Perra then looks around at Vertigo, he rips up his tank top and throws it at him then he spits at him and then he leaves the ring and leaves MWA.

[Ganja Man]

Whilst heading to the back, Ganja turns to Brooke...

Ganja Man: "DAMN GIRL!!! Veritigo said you were one tough chica but I didn't know you had THAT in you... Maybe we can mix it up in the ring again sometime soon; but let's worry about that later, tonight's your night. Let's go find Veritgo..."

And like that, they're on their way to the Green Team Locker Room.