Delerium (January 24th, 2006)

[Vertigo]

[glow=purple,2,300]January 24th, 2005[/glow]

Matches This Week[/size][/color][/u]

• Steel Cage Match: Fromunda vs "Risen Dragon" Luke Devlin
  
• #1 Contender, MWA United States Championship: Johnny Knockout vs Jacob Black
  
• "Ganja Man" Matt Pierce vs Andrew Moore
  
• The Sickness vs Team MWA
  

no matches have been announced

[MetaSylo]

- Vertigo's Office

Fromunda enters the arean wearing his infamous T-Shirt Suit and carrying a briefcase. He comes to Vertigo's Office. He doesnt even bother to knock, as he just opens the door and enters. Vertigo, puzzled and none too happy, looks up as Fromunda opens his briefcase and pulls out a drawing. Vertigo's eyes open a bit as he takes a look...



Vertigo looks back up at the crazy bastard, who looks very serious. He looks back down at the drawing. He then looks back to Fromunda and says...

[Andrew Moore]

[glow=red,2,300]Andrew "The Real Champ" Moore[/glow]

Andrew walks in through the backdoor carrying his sport bag into his locker room, htting his head on the top of his door.

"Man... not match this week... hey I got an idea, I'm gonna go steal Ganja Man's dime bag and take a hit"

*AFTER THE DIME BAG HIT*

"Man I'm so high.... hey look Its Traci.... Time to work my magic...."

Hey Trac....... *andrew faints and hits his head on the ground*

MANNNNNNnnnnnnn...............

[Vertigo]

Vertigo is shown sitting at his desk backstage.

"Tonight I'd like to announce a few matches. It will be Fromunda vs "Risen Dragon" Luke Devlin in a Cage Match. Also The Sickness will debut againt Team MWA. Andrew Moore will face "Ganja Man" Matt Pierce. And Johnny Knockout will face Jacob Black in a #1 contender match for the MWA United States Championship."

[Ganja Man]

Ganja Man finds Andrew Moore backstage, still passed out

Ganja Man: "Man... what the **** is this? Can only be one thing: A first time smoker, passed the **** out!"

Ganja Man grabs Andrew by the arm and lifts him to his feet... Andrew looks over to Ganja Man but he is too stoned to say anything. Ganja Man starts to carry Andrew towards his locker room.

Ganja Man: "I knew it, I shouldn't have left my sack just lying around... And what the hell man? If you wanted to throw down, you should have just asked - But now, now you done gone and ****ed it all up. You took my weed and thanks to Vertigo, I'm gonna beat it outta ya. I may be a stoner, I might be laid back, but you smoked some Kush man, that's gonna hit me hard, especially since I JUST BOUGHT THAT BAG EARLIER TODAY! But it's alright, for now... I wouldn't try and beat on a defensless man - I know this shit is The Dank, it'll knock anyone on there ass. After the show though, I'll smoke you out with some whole other shit, just wait. So you know, I got no hard feelings, but I am still gonna have to beat you in the ring, of course, it's all in good fun..."

The two continue towards Andrews locker room and the scene fades out...

[Andrew Moore]

*andrew wakes up in his locker room*

"hey its's the dude with the bag! I'm sorry dude, I just love te shit, hey after the match, wannalight up a biggggggggggg................."

*at this point,andrew passes out, hitting his head ont his desk*

[Devlin]

Harry Fate and Ted Tsavales- Team MWA, are sat at a small table backstage, apparently trying to play chess.
"Harry...what does this one do again?" Ted says slowly, scratching his head in a puzzled manner.
"Ted... dude", Harry sighs, picking up the pawn and brandishes it in front of Ted's face. "THIS... is the PAWN. It can move one place or two on it's first go."
"Heheheh... pr0n," Ted chuckles. Harry proceeds to beat himself on the forehead with the palm of his hand repeatedly.

Just then, Ted feels a hand on his shoulder, to see a man with long dark hair and a broad grin, and bigger a man with rather short, dark hair and a striped goatee stood next to him.
"Hey, you mind if I clear the table?" The first man- Jay Synndrome asked, swiping off the chessboard and scattering the pieces everywhere. Ted looked hurt and got to his feet, glaring at the two strangers.
"We were trying to play chess here, goon", Ted grunts, not at all impressed. He clenches his fists, the leather gloves on his hands cracking menacingly as he does so.

"Easy, numbnuts" the second of the two men- Narkotik Nick laughed, patting Ted on the shoulder.
"Team MWA, yeah right," Synndrome continues to jab at Ted. "Well in case you noticed, you're anything but being Vertigo's boys at the moment. What's the matter Teddy, all upset because Hefe sold out? Don't worry, you won't have to suffer it for too long. You'll be out of here on your a$$ soon.
"Let's face it, V doesn't need a muscle bound d--khead like you around here anymore. We, are The Sickness... and we are laying down the poison around here."

Harry notices that Ted is seething, and grabs hold of him as he goes for Synndrome. Narkotik Nick then steps in front of Ted and looks him in the eye, before spitting on Ted's shoe. Ted is about to blow.
"EASY BOY!" Harry bellows, hooking his arms around Ted's back. "Hey, you two, get the hell outta' here, we don't want any trouble," Harry said sternly.
"What you want and what we want are two different things, boy," Synndrome growled, still smiling broadly. "But hey, we'll see you in the ring. See you later, stooges." And with that, The Sickness walk off down the corridor, guffawing as Ted and Harry stare after them.

[Vertigo]

(((OOC Note: Team MWA are not the Tag-Team Champions, James Dark & Matt Pierce are.)))


Vertigo is sitting in his office looking at the summons from the Cureman.

"A lawsuit. Well, this won't do. Somebody go get me the Cureman, we need to have a word."

A couple segments later the Cureman is escorted into Vertigo's office.

"Cureman, here's the deal, we both know that I'm not responsible for you getting sick, and neither of us wants to spend the time and money it'll take to drag this out in court.

"So as for the terms you set out this is my response. If you wanted a rematch you should've just asked for one. And as far as hiring your buddy, you need to talk to Traci about that, I no longer handle hiring and firing.

"This Friday on Afterburn you'll get your shot at the NMHC Heavyweight Championship. I'll defend the belt against you....and Chris Revolution in a Triple Threat Match for the NMHC Heavyweight Championship.

"So I sugguest you drop your lawsuit if you want to be involved in the title match, and talk to Traci if you want your buddy to have a job. (((OOC - and send me another copy of him)))

"Now are my terms acceptable to you."

Vertigo has an obvious look of disgust on his face.

[Devlin]

((OOC: Sorry dude, I'm just so used to Team Emm Dubbleya Aye being the tag champs. I'll edit the promo. It wasn't intended to be directed at Pierce or Dark, so I'll change it. Sorry. ))

((OOC: EDIT: Okay, check it out now, I've changed it, and it's pretty good too if I say so myself. ^_^))

[Xander]

Cureman gets a crazed smile on his face..:
C: "ok, it's a deal. I'll drop it. See you on Friday, V! You won't regret booking that match."
Cureman walks out of Vertigo's office:
C: "Oh, actually you will"
At this point, Vertigo look extremely pissed.


...later...

Traci is seen walking down the hall when Cureman walks up to her:
C: "Hey Tracy? or is it Traci? Well, I need to speak to you."
T: "Are you going to sue me too?"
C: "HA! Ether you are a very funny woman or you are very easily scared. Besides haven't you heard I'm dropping it? No, I want to talk to you about hiring an old friend of mine, Drake.
T: "Why would I want to hire him?
C: "Trust me, when you see him you will beg him to join. I believe Vertigo has his file at his office. Oh well, think about it girl! Ah, gotta' run"

[Vertigo]

There are 6,250 on hand tonight to witness the Steel Cage Match between Luke Devlin and Fromunda.

"Ganja Man" Matt Pierce vs Andrew Moore

After an earlier misunderstanding, Vertigo inked this match.

Matt controlled with a front slam and side suplex. Andrew managed an elbow to Matt's back but got caught in the Pierce-mission.

Andrew didn't just stop though, he hit a big guillotine leg drop and pulled off his blue thunder pin for a two-count. Matt came right back with a gut-wrench powerbomb and gave the signal that it was all over.

Matt flung Andrew into the corner and hoisted him to the top. The Super Ganja-plex put Andrew away.

Here is your winner via pinfall @ 7:53
"Ganja Man" Matt Pierce!

The HighLight Reel

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Chris Jericho makes his way down to the ring with a microphone his hand.

"Welcome to the first edition of The Highlight Reel here in the MWA! My first guest will be a man who has held the NMHC Juniorweight Championship on two seperate occassions. You know him as "The Flame Enforcer" Ryan Kilst!"

Ryan's music hits and he comes down to the ring. Jericho stops him as he reaches for a mic.

"Easy there Junior, why don't you just leave the talking to the professionals."

Kilst looks pissed and the crowd boos Jericho.

"You see assclown, it's like this. I didn't bring you out here because I care what you have to say. I brought you out here to illustrate a point. This is what a former NMHC Juniorweight Champion looks like. Compare that to me, your Ayatola of Rock and Rolla!"

The crowd continues to boo.

"So to further show everyone what I'm talking about...

Jericho smashes Kilst in the forehead with the mic and commenses a beat-down. The bell rings and we have a match!

Chris Jericho vs "Flame Enforcer" Ryan Kilst

Both men flew all over the ring in this match. Kilst left the ground first with a flying clothesline as he recovered from Jericho's sneak attack. Jericho came right back with a missile dropkick from the top. Kilst responded in kind with a springboard version of the same move. As Kilst tossed Jericho into the corner he bounced up and out of the way of Ryan's kick.

Kilst came at Jericho in the corner with a shoulder but Jericho leap frogged him and rolled him up in a pin. Ryan kicked out at two and ended up eating a monkey flip. Jericho set up Kilst on top for a hurricanrana and flexed for the crowd afterwards.

Jericho set Ryan up on the top rope and climbed up behind him and spun into another super hurricanrana, this time for the victory.

Here is your winner via pinfall @ 6:41
Chris Jericho!

Team MWA vs The Sickness

The Sickness make their debut in this match, they consist of Narkotic Nick & Jay Syndrome.

Syndrone pulle doff a nice roll-up pin but Ted kicked out at one. Harry nailed an inverted suplex on Nick. At one point Jay caught Ted with a nut shot as Harry clotheslined Nick. Nick showed some strength with a big front slam on Harry.

As things heated up Ted hit a pump handle slam on Nick for a two count. The Sickness teamed up on Ted hitting a spike piledriver. Harry broke up the pin attempt.

While Syndrone was busy brutalizing Harry, Ted pulled off another pump handle slam on Nick. Syndrone was sufficiently distracted and Ted got the pin.

Here are your winners via pinfall @ 6:05
Harry Fate & Ted Tsavales
Team MWA!

#1 Contender
MWA United States Championship
Johnny Knockout vs Jacob Black

Johnny dominated most of the match starting off with a chokeslam and a drop suplex. He also hit a press slam into a powerslam.

After that it was academic as Jacob went down to the move that has brought down just about everyone in the MWA, the Knockout Lariat.

Here is your winner via pinfall @ 3:06
Johnny Knockout!

Steel Cage Match
"Risen Dragon" Luke Devlin vs Fromunda

These two have had issues over the past few weeks although it seems that Devlin doesn't know why 'munda's pissed at him. But either way it has resulted in this cage match.

Devlin controlled 'munda early with a dragon screw leg whip and then a vicious dragon suplex. Fromunda caught a kick and gave Devlin a shot to the nuts. It only stunned Devlin momentarily as he came back with an arm wrench hook kick.

Fromunda took control the only way he knew how, smashing Devlin's face into the steel, repeatedly. After he had done that 'munda climbed on his back and started trying to simply choke out the Risen Dragon. Back on their feet 'munda went to a back drop suplex that looked like it landed stiff.

Fromunda took the opportunity to escape the cage while Devlin was still laid out in the middle of the ring.

Here is your winner @ 2:48
Fromunda!

[Ganja Man]

After the match between Matt Pierce and Andrew Moore, Pierce helps Moore to his feet after getting a mic from the ring crew

Ganja Man: "I told you, you mess with me and you're gonna get your ass beat. But like I said, let's go backstage... I'm gonna keep my word, time for the post-match celebration. Remember though, no mackin' on Brooke, that's Vertigo's girl and he'll beat your ass if you try and pull something again..."

[MetaSylo]

- top of cage

Fromunda climbs back to the top of the cage after the match. Devlin is still on the mat. Fromunda lets out a giant roar of anger. The crowd is saying "do it! jump! do it!" over and over. Fromunda looks around, taking the the suggestion. And then...

"holy s--t, holy s--t, holy s--t" roars the crowd! Fromunda jumped...but Devlin rolled out of the way at the last second as Fromunda splashes on the unforgiving mat from 20 ft above. Devlin manages to get to his feet and lets out a muddled laugh as he exits the cage, leaving Fromunda to wallow in his failed splash attempt.

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Jacob Black is making his way back to his lockeroom after his match. He is visibally upset about losing out to Knockout. He opens the door and sees...



"Hey, what the..." starts Jacob, but then he sees who Mike is standing over - his brother Jericho! Jacob grabs Mike and slams him into the wall as he screams, "What'd you do to my brother? You got 3 seconds. I am in no mood!" Mike replies, "Mr. Black, calm down. I came in here to...uh...oh yeah, ask Jericho about his recent woes, as both a singles competitor and a tag team." Jacob didnt like that last remark and winds up his fist but stops when he takes a closer look his brother...his mask is missing!!

Jacob grows even angier and says, "2 SECONDS!" Mike replies, "Mr. Black, he was like that when I came in here!" Jacob has had enough and says, "TIME'S UP!" but again doesnt release his punch because his brother comes around. Jericho says, "Jay, *cough*..."

Ja: "Bro, what happened?"
M: "Yes, what did happen?"
-Jacob gives Mike an angry look-
Jer: "Uh...man...I was watching your match. Then after you lost, I was gonna come out there and help you back, but someone clocked me before I got out of the room."
-Jacob gives Mike an angrier look-

Jacob gives Jericho something to cover his face. As he does, he notices a bunch of green stuff on the floor. He turns to Mike and says, "Damn, you got grass all over our room man!" Jericho adds, "Bro...this isnt just ordinary grass..." Jacob's eyes open wde as he looks over to the corner of the room where he says a small bag. He picks it up and smells it. "*sniff* Damn. This is the good kind. But...who? You?" he says as he looks over to Mike. Mike replies, "Uh...no...no sir. I am required to take tests every week, so it cant be mine." Jacob then says, "Then...oh...OH! Ganja!!"

Jericho understands and says, "That bastard! Gimme this!" as he snatches the bag and heads out the room. Mike signals to his crew to follow him.

Jericho catches up with Ganja Man Matt Pierce and Andrew Moore before they enter The Green Room. "HEY!" says Jericho. Ganja Man turns around and is hit in the face with the bag. He says, "Ah...huh?" Jericho goes to shove Ganja Man but Andrew trips into his way, knocking both men down. Jericho continues, "Ah man, get off me. Pierce, I dont appreciate what you did." Pierce's face is of total bewilderment.

Jericho rises to his feet, throws Andrew off of him and says to Pierce, "Just wait until me and my bro get another shot of those titles. I'mma make you pay double!" and walks away, bumping into Mike on the way. Pierce's face is still of total bewiderment. Moore says, "woooooooooo" to knock Pierce out of his trance and he picks him up. On his way down, he notices the bag that was thrown at his face. "Ohh! My baggie! YES!" and they both go into to continue thier celebration. Mike turns to the camera and says, "Well...okay then. Uh, sorry folks for the lack of an interview with Jericho Black, but he joined the list of Fromunda, Luke Devlin, and Ganja Man Matt Pierce tonight. Backstage is weird...especially for Juniorweights. This is Mike Rphon, the MWA's OFFICIAL backstage interviewer signing off." Mike lets out a slight grin as the camera fades.

[Ganja Man]

Matt Pierce and Andrew Moore arrive in The Green Team's locker room and Matt notices Vertigo and Brooke getting a little close - Ganja Man grabs his duffle-bag with his clothes in them and then turns to Moore..

Ganja Man: "I don't know what the hell they're doing but we're gonna give them some time alone - Don't worry though, I've got just the thing we need: PRE-ROLLED!"

Ganja and Moore then start to walk towards the exit...

Ganja Man: "But, back to what happened before we went into the locker rooom - What the hell is up with The Blacks? I mean, I had some beef with Jericho not too long ago but I'd never attack him out of nowhere, that's just not me. Whatever it is, I hope they don't get too personal, I don't wanna have to call up Monoxide and Madrox... last time I brought them around, not a damn thing went down - But that's all some shit for a whole 'nother day. Let's get out this bitch and head over to the hotel..."

Ganja Man and Moore then head out the door and assumingly to there vehicles..

[Devlin]

Devlin turns around as he is about to exit the cage, pauses, and looks at Fromunda, who is trying to get up desperatley. Devlin steps back inside the cage, and walks over to Fromunda, reaching out his hand to him. Devlin nods for approval, and Fromunda beams, taking Devlin's hand as he is pulled to his feet. Fromunda then throws his arms around Devlin and hugs him. Devlin looks kind of bemused by this, but all the same he pats Fromunda on the back in return.

Devlin then signals for a microphone, and the ring announcer brings one into the cage. Devlin takes it, and stands with his right hand on his side and the other holding the mic to his mouth, as Fromunda looks on, still beaming.

"Fromunda, I err... I'm not sure I get it. Why is it exactly that you have been so determined to get one over me recently?" Fromunda holds his hand out for the mic, and takes it.

"Bcoz...bcoz... bcoz you my friend. Saved me from Brooke. Me like Luke!" And Fromunda goes to throw his arms around Devlin again, but Devlin stops him, still confused, and instead holds his hand out, and the two shake. Devlin then raises Fromunda hand into the air in victory as "So Cold" hits and the cameras fade out.